Home Shows
Book Him Profile The Site
Productions Acts Web Drag
She Ate: A Cannibal Cabaret at Matchstick Piehouse, October 17th, doors at 7:30. With your hosts, Dionysos Slain and Evan Gelion, and performances from Aphex Twink, Izzy Okay, Loose Willis, Sam Moanella, Taint Sebastian, Velvet Caveat, Lust, and The Red Dyke. Below is an illustration of Dionysos Slain and Evan Gelion sitting at a table and having a nice meal of eyeballs and a human hand.

Tickets Here!

Welcome, delicious guests, to an evening designed to titilate and terrify you. Prepare to partake, or be partaken of, in this one Night fright. We bring you premier cannibal pioneers such as Hannibal Lecter, campy ex-killing fun, and enough blood to paint London red. This is a profit sharing event, and be warned, we are more literal than most when we say eat the rich- so bring cash to tip your favourite performers and don’t forget your manners, the rude taste divine in a stew.



☙ Menu ❧

☙ FIRST COURSE ❧

Dionysos Slain

Dionysos Slain is the dismembered corpse of an ancient god, stewed and consumed and resurrected as a monstrous fop and an eternal anachronism. Hailing from Bristol, he makes elaborate and grotesque drag out of scraps of fabric and fragments of poetry.

The Red Dyke

The Red Dyke is honestly just here for the attention. Kooky and slutty and dripping in red - they’ll leave you thinking ‘thank God for Lesbians.’

Sam Moanella

Is your stomach churning or do you just have a case of Sam Moanella? The most infectious thing to hit your intestines since the plague, Sam has been described as horribly gorteuqse … yet still so beautiful. He’ll leave you with butterflies in your stomach and a sour taste in your mouth , just don’t forget to pack an extra pack of tissues when you catch this sickening king

☙ SECOND COURSE ❧

Lust

Welcome to hell sinners, Lust is the Triple SSS ghoul on the scene - Sexy Stupid and Spooky, also referred to as the dancing demon of east london. Lust was created by Satan themself and resides on the street corner where glamour meets horror. Lust is a high energy performer and is here to serve you a good old 666 step and specialises in burlesque as well as turning some sickening looks, sure to make you drop dead. Lust is no stranger to working with the Glory, Dalston Superstore, Bethnal green working mens club, Queen of Hoxton and the RVT, and has most recently Placed Third in Top Of The Slops season 2 as well as competing on NADC Season 3.0.

Taint Sebastian

Evan Gelion

Evan Gelion is a drag clown from the deepest corners of the internet- Whether by dousing himself in horse lube or stripping to anime openings, this prince of pop culture is here to make you cringe, laugh, and most importantly ask “the fuck did I just watch?” Sit back, relax, and let the behaviourisms of this interweb jester titillate and perplex you.

☙ THIRD COURSE ❧

Loose Willis

A drag king with class, experience and a healthy amount of self-loathing, Loose Willis is the rock n’ roll daddy of niche pop culture lipsyncs, comedy and boylesque. He is a creative associate of the Offie-award winning drag king troupe Pecs and regular performer with Fist Club and Slaystation.

Izzy Okay

Izzy Okay is a melancholy chew toy for evil lesbians. This sadboy snacklet is being shipped in all the way from New York City, where he's the Big Apple's poorest little meow meow. A delightful downer, he'll be sure to make you ask yourself, "Is he...... you know....."

Velvet Caveat

With notes of lavender and cunt, Velvet Caveat has been prepared in a sweet confit with a tart praying mantis jus to cut through, perfect for serving. She was bred at SlayStation, the UK’s video game drag show, which looks to be a common occurrence by the state of their toilets. We chose this particular specimen for her elegant build, fierce presence, and the depth of flavours and emotions she presents. Bon appetite! x

Disclaimer: there will be no crumbs left.

☙ Accessibility ❧

The Matchstick Piehouse theatre and bar are fully wheelchair accessible, and there is an accessible toilet near the bar. You can find the venue's accessibility page here.

We are also offering free-of-charge tickets for carers or assistants. Please message Evan Gelion on instagram or email dionysosslain@gmail.com to request one. We won't ask for proof of disability.

We will be setting up four rows of seating at the front of the venue. If you have purchased a standard entry ticket but need to reserve a seat, please contact one of us by the above mentioned methods.

☙ Content Warnings ❧

This is a cannibalism-themed Halloween horror drag show. Most if not all acts will make reference to or graphically depict food, violence, sexual themes, and death. See below for some additional content warnings for specific acts:

Dionysos Slain: puppet, child death, sweets offered to the audience (ingredients tba)
The Red Dyke: teeth, dentistry
Sam Moanella: Fake unsanitary/raw meat consumption
Evan Gelion: food offered to audience (lychees, rice krispies)
Velvet Caveat: insect theme

If you don't want a performer to interact with you or offer you food, make a cross over your chest (or any other clear indication) when they approach you and they'll back off.

Top ☙ Home